Monday 29 August 2011

A short history of people I'm taller than...

Genghis Kahn - 5'1", Voltaire - 5'3", Gandhi - 5'3", Charles Aznavour - 5'3", Mishima - 5'2", Balzac - 5' 2", Harriet Tubman - 5'0", Kant - 5'0", Lorenz Hart - 5'0, Thomas de Quincey - 5'0", Kristin Chenoweth - 4'11", Charlotte Bronte - 4'11", Glenn Danzig (!) - 5'3", Marquis de Sade - 5'3", Beethoven - 5' 4", Harry Houdini - 5'4", Mahler - 5'4", Bill Oddie - 5'4", Picasso - 5'4", Rodin - 5'4", Haile Selassie (Emperor) - 5'4", Rod Serling - 5'4", Stravinsky - 5'4", Berlusconi - 5'5", Nijinsky - 5'5", Roman Polanski - 5' 5", Sarkozy - 5'5", Stalin - 5'5", J.R.R. Tolkein - 5'5", Jules Verne - 5'5", T(h)om Yorke - 5'5", William Faulkner - 5'5.5, T.E. Lawrence - 5'5".5, Horatio Nelson - 5'5".5, Johnny Depp - 5'9", Robert de Nero - 5'9", Eminem - 5'9", Albert Einstein - 5'9", Sylvester Stallone - 5'9", William Shatner - 5'9", Lenin - 5'5", Lou Reed - 5'5", Bono - 5'7", Dali - 5'7", Bob Dylan - 5'6", The Gibb Brothers (not Barry) - 5'8", Hitchcock - 5'6", Elton John 5'4", John Keats - 5'1", Henry Winkler (the fuckin' fonz!) - 5'7", Paul Weller - 5'9", Napoleon Bonaparte - 5'6", Hitler - 5'9", Dirk Bogarde 5'8.5"

Dave Bowie claims to be be 5'10". What a load of bollocks.

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